For Anyone Named Bryce

I don't know anyone named Bryce, but this is for him if anyone else wants to pass it on:

I know this guy, his name is Bryce
His last name is coincidentally Weiss
He got a cat to kill his mice
He was lucky in Vegas when he rolled the dice
He did it once, then he did it twice
He isn't mean but he sure is nice
Though he's kinda gross, he has hair lice
His favorite dish is chicken and rice
With his dancing he does entice
His favorite movie is Miami Vice
He plays hockey skating on ice

And...I'm out. Enough Beastie Rap for now, folks! I mean, y'all homies, yo!

~Jessica