Saturday, February 23, 2008

The First Entry

Wow, the fog is so thick this morning. It's like a big cloud sits in the back yard. I can't even see the lake.

So Allison (or "Allie") and I have decided to start a blog together. She'll still have her "You Had Me From Hello" blog and I'll still have my "Blog of Liberation", but last night we talked on the phone for about 2 hours and we were thinking that we could write a continuing series in a Batman/Joker-like fashion, about how Super Honeycutt thwarts the Peppermint Guy! After all, Super Honeycutt is the most intrepid of all heros, and the Peppermint Guy is the creepiest of all villans, so, we thought, wouldn't that be a most splendid arrangement?

Then the thought crossed our brains that perhaps it would be a little weird to have some adventures on Allie's blog and some adventures on mine. So, why not link the two together, or, all in all, create a new blog specifically for the writing of strange entries? After all, a lot of my stranger entries on my own blog are not liberating, but confusing; not enlightening, but bewildering. So, why not save my blog for my own deeper, "liberating thoughts", if you will, on things such as "Women in the Corperate World" and "My 753 Reasons Why Charles Dickens is so Darn Cool." Allison can save her blog for her complaints about politicians being born with heart-shaped birthmarks and comments about her complicated "love life." Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. But this blog is for us two, we two, she-and-me-too two, to let loose and be less serious, looking at the world through a prism instead of through a single pane of glass.

Because we all know that seeing the world as it really is can be very, seriously:

BOR-ING.

I rest my case.

I think.

Hitherto, I have given an explanation. Now, we shall delve into much more exciting matters, like egg osmosis, buying farmland in Argentina, and why the guy that drove by my house the other day was in a car which squeaked every time he changed gears. Perhaps he had a chipmunk in his engine.

~Jessica

6 comments:

Allie said...

My complicated love life?? HAHA...YEAH, right. :P This shall be fun indeed.

Jessica said...

Most definately.

Allie said...

Most definitely as in I have a complicated love life? Or most definitely as in it will be fun? I agree with the second, but definitely not the first. :P

Jessica said...

It will most definately be fun.

As for Nathan, I'm not sure about his love life.

Well, stop commenting and post somthing already!!! How in tarnation do you expect this to look like a two-headed blog if only one head is doing the posting about nothing interesting anyway??!?!?!?!?!?!

I don't know either. I think this is a conspiracy. What is a conspiracy theory, anyway? Well, I'll cover that in a later blog, considering I have nothing else better to do.

Allie said...

Nathan has a slow romantic life. :P (he's gonna kill me if he ever reads this...as a disclaimer, Nathan, I was NOT the one who posted this on here.)

I'll post soon. I don't have time right now. I'm...uh...busy. Right. :P

You need to post some of our old stories. Or the Sunshine Bob Monkey ones. :)

Jessica said...

Coming up: snipets from MacKenzie stories...and I'll see if I can find the unfinished chronicles of Sunshine Bob and his descendants